Put $$ in dollar-quoted string in PostgreSQL

Question

I have a function in Postgres:

CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION upsert(sql_insert text, sql_update text) 
RETURNS integer AS
$BODY$
BEGIN
 EXECUTE sql_insert;
 RETURN 1;
EXCEPTION WHEN unique_violation THEN
 EXECUTE sql_update; 
 RETURN 2;
END;
$BODY$
LANGUAGE 'plpgsql' VOLATILE
COST 100;
ALTER FUNCTION upsert(text, text) OWNER TO dce;

I usually use this query to call that function:

select upsert(
  $$INSERT INTO zz(a, b) VALUES (66, 'hahahaha')$$,
  $$UPDATE zz SET a=66, b='hahahaha' WHERE a=66$$
)

It works. Unfortunately, my query string cannot contain $$, like this:

select upsert(
  $$INSERT INTO zz(a, b) VALUES (66, 'ha$$hahaha')$$,
  $$UPDATE zz SET a=66, b='hahahaha' WHERE a=66$$
)

I have read this Postgres documentation but still need assistance how to do it.

Answer 1

So use a different dollar-quote instead:

select upsert(
   $weird_string$INSERT INTO zz(a, b) VALUES (66, 'ha$$hahaha')$weird_string$,
   $weird_string$UPDATE zz SET a=66, b='hahahaha' WHERE a=66$weird_string$
   )

This still leaves a theoretical chance that the dollar-quote might be matched inside the string.

If you are building the query by hand, just check for $ in the string. If you are building the query from variables, you could use quote_literal(querystring) instead.

Since Postgres 9.1, there is also the convenient format() function.

As an aside: I assume you are aware that this form of dynamic SQL is extremely vulnerable to SQL injection? Anything of the sort should be for very private or very secure use only.