I\'m trying to set up my stripe webhooks to fire invoking a firebase cloud function automatically whenever a Stripe Connect account is created, updated, or anything at this poin
You have set this up as a Connect Endpoint. You'll need to make sure the events are actually occurring on connected accounts (and not your own platform account), as your own account's events won't get sent to a Connect Endpoint.
You can test this by creating a connected account and verifying that events from it get sent.