Sure, Erlang.
-module(listsort).
-export([by_length/1]).
by_length(Lists) ->
F = fun(A,B) when is_list(A), is_list(B) ->
length(A) < length(B)
end,
qsort(Lists, F).
qsort([], _)-> [];
qsort([Pivot|Rest], Smaller) ->
qsort([ X || X <- Rest, Smaller(X,Pivot)], Smaller)
++ [Pivot] ++
qsort([ Y ||Y <- Rest, not(Smaller(Y, Pivot))], Smaller).
I'm a human, it's a programming language, and I can read it. I don't know what any of it means, but I see a lot of English words in there, I think.
(Tongue firmly in cheek.)