Sorry guys this is probably pretty simple, but i\'ve been up way too late now. I have a basic html page with some javascript on it, and when i try to put any php in the body
Sounds like you either don't have PHP installed or you're not using a file extension which invokes the PHP engine - is your file called Blah.php
?
Some things to check:
<?php phpinfo(); ?>
and serving it should give you lots of info about your PHP install.