You have reached a new level in computer science, and you are coming of age.
You therefore are now ready for the next step. I have been authorized by the BDFL himself to reveal the following Super Secret document to you. The ancients understood it and deciphered it first, and now, so will you!
The Floating Point Guide
Treat this document with care! Only share this with people you know have reached the same baffling conclusions!
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