If you really must use jQuery to solve this problem (NB: you shouldn't):
(function($) {
$.rand = function(arg) {
if ($.isArray(arg)) {
return arg[$.rand(arg.length)];
} else if (typeof arg === "number") {
return Math.floor(Math.random() * arg);
} else {
return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll
}
};
})(jQuery);
var items = [523, 3452, 334, 31, ..., 5346];
var item = jQuery.rand(items);
This plugin will return a random element if given an array, or a value from [0 .. n) given a number, or given anything else, a guaranteed random value!
For extra fun, the array return is generated by calling the function recursively based on the array's length :)
Working demo at http://jsfiddle.net/2eyQX/