1 Put your items to be sorted on index cards
2 Throw them into the air on a windy day, a mile from your house.
2 Throw them into a bonfire and confirm they are completely destroyed.
3 Check your kitchen floor for the correct ordering.
4 Repeat if it's not the correct order.
Best case scenerio is O(∞)
Edit above based on astute observation by KennyTM.