How do I transform an IF statement with 2 variables onto a switch function using C?

Question

I have an IF-statement that I want to transform into a Switch-statement... But it has 2 variables! Is it possible to do it on C?

It is a rock, paper, scissors game:

Answer 1

#include 

#define SWITCH(a, b) char _a = a; char _b = b; if (0)
#define CASE(a, b) } else if ((a == _a) && (b == _b)) {

int main(void)
{
    char play1, play2;

    printf("\nPlayer 1 - Enter your Play:");
    scanf ("%c", &play1);
    getchar();
    printf("\nPlayer 2 - Enter your Play:");
    scanf ("%c", &play2);
    getchar();

    SWITCH(play1, play2) {
        CASE('R','P') printf ("Paper wins!");
        CASE('R','S') printf ("Rock wins!");
        CASE('R','R') printf ("Draw!");
    }
    return 0;
}

It's a joke :P

EDIT: case support of ":"

#define PASTE(a, b) a##b
#define LABEL(a, b) PASTE(a, b)
#define SWITCH(a, b) char _a = a; char _b = b; if (0)
#define CASE(a, b) } else if ((a == _a) && (b == _b)) { LABEL(LBL, __LINE__)

But doesn't work with:

CASE('R','R'): printf ("Draw a!"); CASE('S','R'): printf ("Draw!");

Two cases in the same line

Solved using:

#define SWITCH(a, b) char _a = a; char _b = b; if (0)
#define CASE(a, b) } else if ((a == _a) && (b == _b)) {switch(1) case 1

Hope nobody use it :)