How do you deal with empty or missing input files in Apache Pig?

Question

Our workflow uses an AWS elastic map reduce cluster to run series of Pig jobs to manipulate a large amount of data into aggregated reports. Unfortunately, the input data is

Answer 1

(For posterity, a sub-par solution we've come up with:)

To deal with the 0-byte problem, we've found that we can detect the situation and instead insert a file with a single newline. This causes a message like:

Encountered Warning ACCESSING_NON_EXISTENT_FIELD 13 time(s).

but at least Pig doesn't crash with an exception.

Alternatively, we could produce a line with the appropriate number of '\t' characters for that file which would avoid the warning, but it would insert garbage into the data that we would then have to filter out.

These same ideas could be used to solve the no input files condition by creating a dummy file, but it has the same downsides as are listed above.