http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upsert
Insert Update stored proc on SQL Server
Is there some clever way to do this in SQLite that I have not thought of?
INSERT OR REPLACE is NOT equivalent to "UPSERT".
Say I have the table Employee with the fields id, name, and role:
INSERT OR REPLACE INTO Employee ("id", "name", "role") VALUES (1, "John Foo", "CEO")
INSERT OR REPLACE INTO Employee ("id", "role") VALUES (1, "code monkey")
Boom, you've lost the name of the employee number 1. SQLite has replaced it with a default value.
The expected output of an UPSERT would be to change the role and to keep the name.