What was your coolest SQL optimization, on a slow performing query?

Question

Just speaking to a colleague of mine. He was walking with a hop in his step, on the way to the coffee machine.

I asked him \"what\'s with the \'swarmy\' walk?\", he said

Answer 1

Well we had a similar thing where we had a slow query on a Open Freeway site. The answer wasn't so much optimising the query, but to optimise the server that it was on. We increased the cache limit and cache size so that the server would not run the query so often.

This has massively increased the speed of the system and ultimately made the client happy! :)

Not quite the calibre of the original posts optimisation skills, but it definitely made us buzz!