I am attempting to get a list of dependable(consistent across requests) list of \"hidden\" constants in PHP(as in, the client-side won\'t know about it in most cases without hac
Most of the stuff available from phpinfo() can be found in constants. Try looking through:
print_r(get_defined_constants());
Or the functions on this page: http://us.php.net/manual/en/ref.info.php. There are tons of functions to get information about specific extensions.
The following functions might be worth looking at:
ini_get()
http://us.php.net/manual/en/function.ini-get.php
getenv()
http://us.php.net/manual/en/function.getenv.php
get_cfg_var()
http://us.php.net/manual/en/function.get-cfg-var.php